FAKE FILMS
FAKE FILMS
FAKE FILMS
FAKE FILMS
FAKE FILMS
WHY THE HELL NOT?
I've found a certain kind of meditation through designing posters for imaginary (and assuredly awful) films. The exercise typically takes about an hour or so. Search a random word that pops into my head on Unsplash, rip through a few compositions, christen the mess with a sardonic title treatment, and never think about it again.
Here's a few for you to see and never think about again, too.
Design Push-ups
EVERYTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURT
R | 2 hrs 12min | Drama | Never Released
If you desire healing let yourself fall ill.
DOSED
R | 2 hrs 35min | Suspense | Never Released
The feel good hit of the summer.
BLACK THE SKY
NC-17 | 1 hr 36 min | Action, Thriller | Never Released
The road to redemption begins with the stain of sin.
THE INSPECTION (W/ CODY MILES)
R | 2 hr 38 min | Suspense, Drama | Never Released
Search and exploit.
TOO TIGHT SUIT
PG | 1 hrs 47min | Comedy, Family | Never Released
A race against time through the seat of his pants.
LITTLE DEATH
R | 2 hrs 6min | Psychological Thriller | Never Released
Fear is the little death that kills you over and over.
I'M SO GONE
R | 1 hrs 36min | Documentary | Never Released
Out of their minds and they want in yours.
LUNATIC
R | 3 hrs 1min | Horror, Suspense | Never Released
Moons out, goons out.
A FART FROM HEAVEN
R | 3 hrs 41min | Silent | Never Released
Ass above, so below.
CONSUME
R | 2h 11min | Horror, Romance | Never Released
Inspired by brands, motivated to madness.
BATHING
NC-17 | 3 hrs 3min | Thriller | Never Released
Drown your fears.
VULN
R | 2h 41min | Thriller, Drama | Never Released
Self-destruction as an act of love.
ATE BEFORE SWIMMING
PG | 30min | Horror, Family | Never Released
Wait half an hour above or spend eternity below.
THE ASK
R | 1h 36min | Horror, Reality | Never Released
Whose projected hours will survive and what will be left of them?
DON'T LOOK LEFT
R | 2 hrs 29min | Thriller, Silent | Never Released
Revenge ain't right, but it's all she had left.
UNNATURAL MEANS
R | 2 hrs 12min | Thriller, Family | Never Released
From the father of the director of I CAN DOOO IIIIIIT!
CLOCKS SLAY TIME
R | 2 hr 25 min | Suspense | Never Released
Only when the clock stops does time come to life.
DECEIVING THE ANGELS
R | 2 hr 18 min | Drama, Foreign | Never Released
When truth is replaced by silence, the silence is a lie.
LIGHTS
R | 1 hrs 53min | Horror, Crime | Never Released
A terrifying non-vision from the director of Who Farded Too?
RIGHT NOW, NEVER AGAIN
R | 2 hr 41 min | Drama | Never Released
Blink and you'll miss it.
LIE DOWN IN DARKNESS
R | 1 hr 56 min | Drama | Never Released
Which is worse, past or future?
